So, I’m reading this article about a woman from College Station who made the poor choice of scheduling her wedding day on the same day as Bama vs. A&M. First thought that comes to my jaded mind is, “sucks for her”. If there’s anything in this world I do not like, it’s anything affiliated with Texas A&M. Beside the obvious rants and Aggie jokes that are in an overabundance to me, the sad truth is, I just don’t care. I bet this woman had no idea that this would happen, but she took the risk and now she’s reaping what she sowed.

This ordeal speaks to a greater problem, who’s going to show up to this poor girls wedding? I can imagine a good chunk of her guest list are season ticket holders for that disgrace of a school. For that, I am trying my hardest to have sympathy, but no, I can’t. As much of a curmudgeon I’m being, I do hope that this girl has a wonderful life with this man, and if I had the opportunity to give a drunken speech at her reception, I’d say this. “Move out of College Station, no reason to start a family in Hell.”

Oh and by the way, Go Pokes and Go Hogs.